My Work Called and I Lied !

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My Work Called and I Lied !

Postby Jetranger » Fri May 16, 2014 6:46 am

My work just called , wantin to know if I could come in and work on my day off ????

Now its like 6am in the morning and I'm up Flying,,, just West of Vancover , BC in a Beech Stagger Wing,,,

Now its got terrific propliner sound

and I have a 6 speaker surround with a sub-woofer

and 3 huge monitors

so - she's on the phone wantin to know if I could come in on my day off,, to run a truck somewhere, to the dealership,,,

I told her I would, but I'm clear up west of Vancover British Columbia right now,,,,

( what she doesn't know , is that I'm actually at home in Missouri, 3 minutes from the Shop !!)

She says your in Vancover BC ???

Ya, I said, I'm Flying

she didn't know I could Fly

Ohhhh Ya I say, I own several planes and when I get bored I just take off and fly somewhere,,

Also, I had LIVE ATC on in the back ground - the web site Live ATC

So she's hearing Tower ATC Controllers in the back ground and the sound of the Beech Stagger Wing too,,, fairly believeable if your on the other end of the phone :D :D :P

I said theres no way I could be back and come in today ! :D :dance:

(Also helps, that she's Blonde) !! :dance: :clap:

I'm 3 minutes from the Shop, I could almost walk to work,, or jump and I'd be there :o

I said nope NOT today, I'm clear up just west of Vancover BC, - and you can hear ATC in the back ground and the sound of the Engine on the Beech Stagger wing in the back ground over the phone :D

Guess what - she actually believed me :D :D :D

Well, actually, I only kinda sorta lied, I was flying near Vancover BC,,,, that part was true

just I actually wasn't there I was at home ! :dance:

Come in on my day off, are you S**** me :twisted:

Special Thanks to my 6 Speaker surround system too for making it that much more "Believable" !

only problem is Blondie is kinda a hottie, she'll probably wanna go out with me now, since she "Thinks" I own an Airplane and can fly.

Soon I'm gonna need a real Airplane, whatta am I gonna do ????

See Photo's of the Flight - imagine the sound and her on the other end of the phone listening to all this and not really knowing :clap:

hey , it worked :D

OK - I lied , but she believed it :D :D :D :clap:

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Re: My Work Called and I Lied !

Postby Capt_Cronic » Fri May 16, 2014 8:29 am

time to get your private pilots licence then you can rent a plane and take her up (the secretary not the plane) :D
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Re: My Work Called and I Lied !

Postby Bass » Fri May 16, 2014 8:55 am

I believe you Jet! In some funny way i do, but....ooh forgot what i was trying to say :whistle: :lol:
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Re: My Work Called and I Lied !

Postby Fozzer » Fri May 16, 2014 9:02 am

Come to think of it...

I spent most of my working life making up stories to avoid having to go to work every day.... ;) .....

....now...I don't have to lie any more...(long retired).... :dance: ...!

I just stay at home and play with all my toys, every day!

Paul...its nice NOT having to work!.... :D ...!
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Re: My Work Called and I Lied !

Postby 1olehippy » Fri May 16, 2014 12:50 pm

Fozzer wrote:Come to think of it...

I spent most of my working life making up stories to avoid having to go to work every day.... ;) .....

....now...I don't have to lie any more...(long retired).... :dance: ...!

I just stay at home and play with all my toys, every day!

Paul...its nice NOT having to work!.... :D ...!


Roger that, Paul. Big time :dance: :lol:
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