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So this is NO Good

Ahhh Schucks, all this time after flying FSX Flight Simulator, I thought I was well Trained to be a Pilot ??

I went thru all the procedures to get ALL my Pilots Licenses and passed too

I thought I'd be Qualified to Fly any type of Aircraft anywhere

I even applied for Flying Jobs !

The Airlines I've Applied for jobs at to be a Pilot, I have not heard back from them tho, yet

TWA
EASTERN AIRLINES
Monarch Airlines
Braniff Airways
Pan Am Airways
PSA Airlines
Vasp
FBN Airways / Fly By Night
Illusionary Airlines

I have NOT yet been contacted by Corporate Personel

They sure are Slowwwwww !

Then I find out, that the Licenses I have might be FAKE

Fake licenses = http://www.kctv5.com/story/24152408/russia-crashed-pilot-may-have-had-fake-license


but, but, but my licenses are Real aren't they


Jetranger

just get them notarized

Who says they’re fake? Look real enough to me!

I wish Pan Am or Braniff or Eastern Airlines would call me , I'm getting awful hungary waitin on them !!!

As you can see I'm Qualified to Fly

what does VOR and Rotate stand for anyway ??

What about Western Airlines? "The Oooonly way to fly"

In Russia and most of the former Soviet republics, money can buy anything: pilot's licenses, advanced degrees (most of the corrupt politicians have those), women, AK-47's, old MIGs, cops, court judges, you name it. Want to see what a "free" market really looks like. There it is!

I bet somewhere in the world, somebody has tried this. probably the taliban. ..

Now you have me worrying about my diploma from Starfleet Academy.

Ahhh Yes, ol' Webb,,,,

ya see Webb is down in FLORIDA where its nice & Warm,, where I'm at its like 15* outside here in Miserable Missouri !!!!

Webb,,, ol' Buddy,,, did I ever tell ya what a good friend ya are !!!

Now, with that being said,, ya got a spare room in that Sunny Warm weather place you live

Hell I'm ready !!!!

it is toooooooo COLD here !!!!!

Jetranger, sitting on top of my Fire !!!

Mr Jetranger, you got it so good.

Just sitting in front of a roaring fire.


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All wrapped up and warm.

You threw out the part of me having to constantly get wood to put on the Fire tho !

What happened to that woman standing by your car a while back?

Can't you get her to do any work at all???

I'm affraid Jet scared her away with all his "diplomas"

Probably true.

Anyone who would work that hard to earn all those diplomas probably wouldn't have time for her anyway.

..talkin' about the weather....>>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/ic ... _29c_in_us

You Blokes over there are having it a bit rough at the moment!

Areas of the USA I mostly think of as being hot "deserts"?

Paul....Sim Flying in Southern California....Warm.... ...!