So this is NO Good ???

[Jetranger]

So this is NO Good

Ahhh Schucks, all this time after flying FSX Flight Simulator, I thought I was well Trained to be a Pilot ??

I went thru all the procedures to get ALL my Pilots Licenses and passed too

I thought I'd be Qualified to Fly any type of Aircraft anywhere

I even applied for Flying Jobs !

The Airlines I've Applied for jobs at to be a Pilot, I have not heard back from them tho, yet

TWA
EASTERN AIRLINES
Monarch Airlines
Braniff Airways
Pan Am Airways
PSA Airlines
Vasp
FBN Airways / Fly By Night
Illusionary Airlines

I have NOT yet been contacted by Corporate Personel

They sure are Slowwwwww !

Then I find out, that the Licenses I have might be FAKE

Fake licenses = http://www.kctv5.com/story/24152408/russia-crashed-pilot-may-have-had-fake-license


but, but, but my licenses are Real aren't they


Jetranger

[Capt_Cronic]

just get them notarized

[logjam]

Who says they’re fake? Look real enough to me!

[Jetranger]

I wish Pan Am or Braniff or Eastern Airlines would call me , I'm getting awful hungary waitin on them !!!

As you can see I'm Qualified to Fly

what does VOR and Rotate stand for anyway ??

[Gunslinger619]

What about Western Airlines? "The Oooonly way to fly"

[ftldave]

In Russia and most of the former Soviet republics, money can buy anything: pilot's licenses, advanced degrees (most of the corrupt politicians have those), women, AK-47's, old MIGs, cops, court judges, you name it. Want to see what a "free" market really looks like. There it is!

[BLAZE]

I bet somewhere in the world, somebody has tried this. probably the taliban. ..

[Webb]

Now you have me worrying about my diploma from Starfleet Academy.

[Jetranger]

Ahhh Yes, ol' Webb,,,,

ya see Webb is down in FLORIDA where its nice & Warm,, where I'm at its like 15* outside here in Miserable Missouri !!!!

Webb,,, ol' Buddy,,, did I ever tell ya what a good friend ya are !!!

Now, with that being said,, ya got a spare room in that Sunny Warm weather place you live

Hell I'm ready !!!!

it is toooooooo COLD here !!!!!

Jetranger, sitting on top of my Fire !!!

[OldAirmail]

Mr Jetranger, you got it so good.

Just sitting in front of a roaring fire.


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All wrapped up and warm.

[Jetranger]

You threw out the part of me having to constantly get wood to put on the Fire tho !

[OldAirmail]

What happened to that woman standing by your car a while back?

Can't you get her to do any work at all???

[Bass]

I'm affraid Jet scared her away with all his "diplomas"

[OldAirmail]

Probably true.

Anyone who would work that hard to earn all those diplomas probably wouldn't have time for her anyway.

[Fozzer]

..talkin' about the weather....>>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/ic ... _29c_in_us

You Blokes over there are having it a bit rough at the moment!

Areas of the USA I mostly think of as being hot "deserts"?

Paul....Sim Flying in Southern California....Warm.... ...!