International day of......

Apparently, Monday the 26th of August is International Toilet Paper day.
Firstly, I had no idea there was such a day?(Mrs Expat pointed out an news paper article)
Secondly, I had no idea we needed to have such a day?
Thirdly, I would love to have been at the meeting during the discussion, "I know, you will love this, how about.............."
And fourthly,
May all your wipings be true and straight and........................no paper failure........you know, when your finger and ring make contact.....

Matt
Firstly, I had no idea there was such a day?(Mrs Expat pointed out an news paper article)
Secondly, I had no idea we needed to have such a day?
Thirdly, I would love to have been at the meeting during the discussion, "I know, you will love this, how about.............."
And fourthly,
May all your wipings be true and straight and........................no paper failure........you know, when your finger and ring make contact.....


Matt