I am so lucky

Posted:
Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:22 pm
by Steve M
I must be popular, I guess. This month I have I have gotten offers from my bank for a rather large line of credit at only 4.9% for only 12 months. This morning I filled the tank in my truck and the video screen on the gas pump said I could be the winner of 1000 gas bucks. Next I stopped for a coffee to go. The coffee cup said I might win a bicycle. I haven't even left town yet at 6:00 am And I'm thinking why go to work? .. I went. This evening, the offers are still pouring in as I check my mail when I get home, cable company wants me back and they miss me soo much, the regional crematorium is offering me a discount for planning ahead and someone wants to let me have a timeshare in Florida.
Can life get any better?
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:17 am
by expat
Steve M wrote:I must be popular, I guess. This month I have I have gotten offers from my bank for a rather large line of credit at only 4.9% for only 12 months. This morning I filled the tank in my truck and the video screen on the gas pump said I could be the winner of 1000 gas bucks. Next I stopped for a coffee to go. The coffee cup said I might win a bicycle. I haven't even left town yet at 6:00 am And I'm thinking why go to work? .. I went. This evening, the offers are still pouring in as I check my mail when I get home, cable company wants me back and they miss me soo much, the regional crematorium is offering me a discount for planning ahead and someone wants to let me have a timeshare in Florida.
Can life get any better?
And then you can around from the anesthetic..............
Matt
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:38 am
by Fozzer
..as the years go by, I also find myself spending a lot of time in Dreamland...
...it can be rather pleasant....

....
...until I wake up!..

...!
Paul...

...

...!
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:15 am
by Bass
Sometimes you might get lucky, Steve.......sometimes

Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:24 am
by SG-19
Then the real world kicks in and I retire to the virtual one either in the sky or in Playstation Home, doing the thing that would get you executed in the real one.

Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:09 pm
by Steve M

Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:12 pm
by MASABI TROOPER
Life can be so beautiful..................
regards
Bruno (Trooper)
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:09 pm
by OldAirmail
Steve M wrote::lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

Any way that I can get in on that?
How much do you want me to send you?

Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:58 am
by Bass
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:35 am
by Apex
Could be worse. Long ago I got an email saying the Nigerian Police wanted to talk to me. Really, I did. Hard to believe, eh wot?
Re: I am so lucky

Posted:
Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:20 pm
by Steve M
I hope they come in a cage.

I can train them and put them on Ebay.