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Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:44 am
by Fozzer
Purely for vegetarians... :D ...

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2903/

...but how about this...with added Rat?..... :shock: ....>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22467484

Many of my family and friends say that they enjoy their Chinese meals from local English restaurants, etc...

...But I am always suspicious of what actually goes into them, so I never eat a Chinese meal!

I quite enjoy the occasional Indian Curry....but never a "Chinese"!.... :naughty: ...!

As a matter of fact, my various suspicions of "bought-out" meals invariably lead me to always prepare, cook, and eat my own meals, for my safety, and my visitors safety!

Chinese Meals and Chinese Samurai Swords are both very dangerous to your health.....

...trust me.. ;) ...!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!

P.S...I occasionally get; "Rat-Arsed".... :whistle: ...!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 10:56 am
by Apex
Seem to remember that name from a Fawlty Towers episode. Still don't know what it is, tho, I know, I know, I could Google it,
but that would take all the fun out of not knowing what it is. Ah yes, the episode with Manuel's pet rat, that's the one.

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 11:34 am
by Fozzer
..or a tasty alternative to boiled Rat?...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22508439

Paul....its almost Tea-time!... :D ...!

....Minced Caterpillars on toast.... :dance: ..!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:58 pm
by OldAirmail
"Hundreds of people were arrested after passing off rat meat as lamb."

Lamb??? Just how small do Chinese lambs get????


Fozzer you're thinking of it all wrong. Ask yourself - If the Chinese food wasn't wholesome how could they be so overpopulated?

See, I bet now you feel better about Chinese food. ^-^


It's like when my wife drives. I put my seatbelt on, just as always do. Lean back and close my eyes. And say to myself - SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, SHE HASN'T KILLED HERSELF YET, ...

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:05 am
by Fozzer
OldAirmail wrote:
Fozzer you're thinking of it all wrong. Ask yourself - If the Chinese food wasn't wholesome how could they be so overpopulated?

See, I bet now you feel better about Chinese food. ^-^



In my younger days I used to be capable of; "over-populating", without consuming Chinese food... :dance: ...

...but that was a long time ago!... :cry: ...!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:33 am
by ozzy72
Paul,

The Samurai were Japanese... and I always cook Chinese at home from fresh ingredients. I love it when stories like this appear 'cos then all my friends who think I'm odd for liking to cook go VERY quiet :D :D :D

Mark

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:02 am
by Bass
I'm sure that RATatouille will go strait in with

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Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:55 am
by Fozzer
ozzy72 wrote:Paul,

The Samurai were Japanese... and I always cook Chinese at home from fresh ingredients. I love it when stories like this appear 'cos then all my friends who think I'm odd for liking to cook go VERY quiet :D :D :D

Mark


That's what always concerns me, Mark... :o ...1

Folks who cook Chinese!.. :shock: ..!

I always fear that there may be various bits and pieces of a Chinaman in the meal!... :roll: ...!

I have found pieces of Turban in my Curries before now, from folks who cook Indian!... :? ....!

Paul....Fish & Chips for me...cant go wrong there!.... :dance: ....!

Remember:....Samurai....and some aren't... ;) ...!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:26 pm
by ozzy72
My Sabatiers are like a Samurai's Katana! God help the burglar who tries robbing my gaff, he'll either be turned into quivering sushi by me or battered into a pancake shape by Agi with her cast iron skillet :D :D :D

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:03 pm
by Fozzer
Bass wrote:I'm sure that RATatouille will go strait in with

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 621864.jpg


Roast Reindeer, Bass?

Looks appetising!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:14 am
by Bass
Fozzer wrote:
Bass wrote:I'm sure that RATatouille will go strait in with

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 621864.jpg


Roast Reindeer, Bass?

Looks appetising!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!


Just an ordinary well done cutlet :drool: :dance:

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:25 am
by Fozzer
Bass wrote:
Fozzer wrote:
Bass wrote:I'm sure that RATatouille will go strait in with

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 621864.jpg


Roast Reindeer, Bass?

Looks appetising!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!


Just an ordinary well done cutlet :drool: :dance:


"Well done".... :clap: ..!

That's my way of cooking meats... :D ....no tummy troubles then!... ;) ....!

Paul... :mrgreen: ..!

"Cumberland" Roast Sausages (well done!) for dins today!... :dance: ...!

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:01 pm
by OldAirmail
But you're missing out on the freshness of fine food.

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Raw Reindeer.

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:29 pm
by H
Fozzer wrote:
ozzy72 wrote:Paul,
The Samurai were Japanese... and I always cook Chinese at home from fresh ingredients. I love it when stories like this appear 'cos then all my friends who think I'm odd for liking to cook go VERY quiet :D :D :D
Mark


That's what always concerns me, Mark... :o ...1
Folks who cook Chinese!.. :shock: ..!
I always fear that there may be various bits and pieces of a Chinaman in the meal!...
You may have some concern there... there were times when samurai swords were in China -- and not-so-friendly (to Chinese) Japanese came with them. :twisted:


8)

Re: Anyone for Ratatouille?....

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:51 pm
by ozzy72
I'm very aware of my history H. And some of the recent comments this week by a certain Japanese Mayor make me think they're still living in an age when the wheel and fire were discovered.