Windows Arrrrgh-t

This is not a Windows 8 question, but a "general discussion" about it, well more like a rant............It is Pants with a capital "P"
I had to buy a new lappy for general use at home. In the kitchen we have a butcher block and a lappy has always lived on the end. We use it for quick Googling, Skype etc. The old one kept overheating (had it serviced, heat paste replaced but that did nothing), so I went to town and bought a new lappy. Got it home and started it up to be met by Windows 8. Now I had read about Windows 8, both negative and positive. I had not gone out of my way to read anything about it in preparation to buy a new computer, just general interest. I had not formed any opinion and was willing to give it a go..........
Well, I have tried and I hate it. Either I am way too stupid to be let any ware near a computer, but I had to Google how to put the dam computer to sleep. Also since when did computer programs become "Apps"????????????? I loaded a game for one of my boys, Eurotruck and then spent a period of time that was filled with expletives trying to find it. It turns out that it is now classed as an App. Then, the hide the mouse in a corner to be able to go either to this Start page, or to the App page. Every dam program, sorry App seems to want a link to something called an Xbox......Not much good when you have a Wii. Then, my wife asks me to set up Skype. So I pulled my hair out for ten minutes as it now requires you to log in twice....? Once to get into Skype and then again to get into your own account. Then, the dam program...sorry App has changed its look so much, I am dreading when the old version no longer works, my aged parents will (particularly my dad) will drop kick his laptop of the top of the nearest multi story car park.......Can any one tell me how to delete a conversation. With the old version, after I had finished complaining about my mother-in-law to my best friend I could delete the conversation before my good lady wife had seen it, but now, no matter what I do, the bad words are still on the screen. Oh and then, after shrinking Skype down, where did it go. Down to the task bar, was toooooooo simple. Again I had to Google this, if you don't know, they shrink down to another corner, the top left..............
And if you think you cell/mobile/handy comes full of bloatware, then you aint seen nothing until you fire up Windows 8
Matt
I had to buy a new lappy for general use at home. In the kitchen we have a butcher block and a lappy has always lived on the end. We use it for quick Googling, Skype etc. The old one kept overheating (had it serviced, heat paste replaced but that did nothing), so I went to town and bought a new lappy. Got it home and started it up to be met by Windows 8. Now I had read about Windows 8, both negative and positive. I had not gone out of my way to read anything about it in preparation to buy a new computer, just general interest. I had not formed any opinion and was willing to give it a go..........
Well, I have tried and I hate it. Either I am way too stupid to be let any ware near a computer, but I had to Google how to put the dam computer to sleep. Also since when did computer programs become "Apps"????????????? I loaded a game for one of my boys, Eurotruck and then spent a period of time that was filled with expletives trying to find it. It turns out that it is now classed as an App. Then, the hide the mouse in a corner to be able to go either to this Start page, or to the App page. Every dam program, sorry App seems to want a link to something called an Xbox......Not much good when you have a Wii. Then, my wife asks me to set up Skype. So I pulled my hair out for ten minutes as it now requires you to log in twice....? Once to get into Skype and then again to get into your own account. Then, the dam program...sorry App has changed its look so much, I am dreading when the old version no longer works, my aged parents will (particularly my dad) will drop kick his laptop of the top of the nearest multi story car park.......Can any one tell me how to delete a conversation. With the old version, after I had finished complaining about my mother-in-law to my best friend I could delete the conversation before my good lady wife had seen it, but now, no matter what I do, the bad words are still on the screen. Oh and then, after shrinking Skype down, where did it go. Down to the task bar, was toooooooo simple. Again I had to Google this, if you don't know, they shrink down to another corner, the top left..............
And if you think you cell/mobile/handy comes full of bloatware, then you aint seen nothing until you fire up Windows 8

Matt