Stupid people, news, etc.

[Hawkeye07]

OAM:"There'd be too many complaints from the animal rights people about feeding the sharks."

How about adding the statement " No sharks were injured or harmed in any way during the production of this series."
or Maybe: "All stupid people eaten during the production of this series were consumed by professional stunt sharks who voluntarily had their stomachs evacuated
after consumption and were monitored for any ill side effects or long term health issues."


Hawkeye

[OldAirmail]

The last one would be good, But you know how it works - One shark just THINKS that he/she has an upset tummy and out come the lawyers.

But it'd be fun while it lasted.

[OldAirmail]

I had a hard time about this one. Does it belong in humour, or here.

But I decided that there is more stupidity involved, than simple humour.

42 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Blow drying her teeth




There's plenty more.

While the Universe Expands So Does Human Idiocy

[OldAirmail]

October's Totally Stupid Patent Of The Month: Filming A Yoga Class


I have no ambivalence on this one.

In short - "U.S. Patent No. 8,605,152 claims to cover a "method and apparatus for yoga class imaging and streaming."


Why no one has ever thought of doing a video on this I don't understand.

Is it done with a new holographic camera?

Do you wear a body suit that guides you through the motions???

NO.

Simply, and sadly, no.

"The claims require, among other things, a studio having a front area and a rear area, a line of sight corridor, and an "image capturing device" at a "height of about three feet." In non-patent speak: a room, a direct view of the instructor, and a camera positioned about three feet above the ground."

This actually got patented. And the same subject, reworded, was almost patented (U.S. Patent Application 13/220,621).


I intend to patent a means of shortening the life of the people who put forth such idiocy, and neutering those morons in the patent office who approve those patents.



Am I absurd?

No more than the Apple idiots that applied for AND RECIEVED a patent for a flat device with rounded corners.

Apple Wins A Patent For Rounded Corners


Perhaps we should mandate neutering all law school graduates?

[Jetranger]

Just how STUPID people really are !!!

listen carefully !!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxlGI4OzeBk[/youtube]

[OldAirmail]

Thanks, Mr Jet.

But personally, I think that the content of the D cup is better.

Just a personal choice, really. And if I could get that for $7, I'd gladly pay it.

[logjam]

Ya beat me to it. I was going to say a double double(DD for short)

[OldAirmail]

You know the old saying - Anything more than a mouthful.......... ummmmm ....of coffee, yeah, coffee, is a waste.

But Great men do think alike logjam.

[Fozzer]

I want to be buried in a Double D cup...

....together with its occupant... ....!

(There comes a time in ones life when Fantasy is all that remains).... ...!

Paul.... ...!

P.S. .... I don't think I will be visiting Hollywood Boulevard for a Starbucks coffee.....or encounter any of the folks living there, any time soon... ... ...!

[Jetranger]

Come on' Foz', I heard your goin' to be in the Next Expendables Movie !

Pilot with your Skills,,,,

They need you !

Your next mission Fozzer, this is what you'll be flyin' !

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsEWGDhPWq8[/youtube]

[Fozzer]

Come on' Foz', I heard your goin' to be in the Next Expendables Movie !

Pilot with your Skills,,,,

They need you !

Your next mission Fozzer, this is what you'll be flyin' !

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsEWGDhPWq8[/youtube]

Easy-peasy... ...!

...all in a days work!.... ...!

Just a mild alternative to my Trusty Cessna 150 Aerobat, equipped with its twin Gatling Guns and its Photon Torpedoes.

The World need never fear from the Nasties!

Paul....back into the Double D Cup again for a while... ...!...Wish you were here?..... ...!

[OldAirmail]

The police in the US are experiencing a deadly image problem, and I don't think that this will help them in the least.

Beware of the banana gun?

Now, my sense of humor is well founded in the absurd, so I can sympathize with this "villain".

He pointed what is obviously not a gun, but a banana, at two sheriff's deputies.


Let me think about it a minute, and do a little research.


OK. I'm back - No, the banana wasn't painted black with a toothpick "trigger". It also didn't have a hole drilled in the "barrel".


Will he serve time and have to register as a felon? Most assuredly.

STUPIDITY

(I sure hope that I never get caught with a banana in my hand.)



BTW - If someone, anyone, points anything that looks like a gun at a police officer, that officer has a right to fire on the person. There's no time out while the officer tries to decide if it's real or not.

But a banana? STUPID

I don't want idiots like that serving as policemen.


Thinking about it, bananas should be banned before someone gets killed.

[PhantomTweak]

Thinking about it, bananas should be banned before someone gets killed.

How does one determine whether or not it's an assault banana or hunting one? Or what the magazine capacity is? Heck, I can't even figger out where the bloody magazine would go!

You're right I fear...Stupidity grows and festers if not eliminated. Up until fairly recently, historically speaking, Nature took care of the worst of it, but nowadays...SHEESH!

Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to enable the elites to control the lower orders. AND it seems to spread by the internet...or are we simply seeing more of it than before?

Sadly, the conspiracy seems to be working well...

Pat☺

[OldAirmail]

Is this what you're referring to?



There is NO reason that a hunter would need something like this.

Single use bananas are all that anyone should posses, and then only with a permit.



You know what??? Looking at that picture...

Look at the tips. They DO look like muzzles.

I bet that they pooped in their panties when a banana was pointed at them.

[Sprocket]

OK, so I'm not one of the brightest bulbs shining in the night.

Among other things I'm dyslexic (letters, numbers, and even words can get transposed while reading and writing).

And, as time goes by, I'm less willing to put up with Stupid.

I never particularly liked cranky old bas%&@ds before, but I sure do see where they came from. Now.



A week or so ago there was a bit of a buzz about the sun.

It seems that only three out of every four people in the USA knows the earth revolves around the sun.

For the 25 percenters - the sun DOES NOT revolve around the earth.




So I'm getting my daily dose of news, when I see this in Google News.



I don't really care if the FDA approves this or not.

So the article is about using the DNA from THREE (3) people. Fine.

But then the article states that this procedure MAY result in a child bearing the DNA from three (3) parents!


Beam me up Scotty. Nothing here is worth the effort.

OldAirmail.... I read this and thought of you

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2 ... Nu9GE2zVaQ

Sorry...

Jan