How long do you think you're going to live?

[H]

Sunday, April 12, 2020 - Then "Another One Bites The Dust".....

or goes down with the ship; do you expect a funeral of titanic proportions?

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

Sunday, April 12, 2020 - Then "Another One Bites The Dust".....

or goes down with the ship; do you expect a funeral of titanic proportions?

8-)

Nah, I figure about 6 people will show up....lmao

I'd like to go out like that old guy did at the beginning of the movie "Mouse Hunt". The pallbearers dropped the coffin and it slid down some stairs. Slammed into the hearse, the body goes flying out head over heals and goes down a manhole that was open nearby....lmao.

[Helms]

I'll live past 100.

Enough said.

[Ashton Lawson]

I'm dead tomorrow

I'll miss you guys so much, all the great times we've had together, all the friendly disputes that have occured, I'll miss you all.
I'll miss my dad, my mom, my friends, everything.

lol

I'll let you know if I cheat death.

If you don't here from me within 1-2 days, I'm dead...

btw, a friend of mine, Angus, according to the Deathclock, died 3 years ago!!!

[PlutonianEmpire]

I think there's a more accurate death test, on okcupid.com.

[freedomhays]

As the song goes: "If the whiskey don't kill me, I'll live 'til I die!"

I'll go along with that

I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler,
I'm a long way from home;
And if you don't like me,
Just leave me alone.

I'll eat when I'm hungry,
I'll drink when l'm dry,
If the hard times don't kill me,
I'll live till I die.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
Rye whisky, I cry,
If you don't give me rye whisky,
I surely will die.

For work I'm too lazy,
Investment's too slow
Train robbin's too risky,
It's gamblin' I'll go.

I'll tune up my fiddle,
And I 'll rosin my bow,
I'll make myself welcome,
Wherever I go.

Beefsteak when l'm hungry,
Rye Whiskey when I'm dry
Greenbacks when I'm hard up,
And religion when I die.

They say I drink whisky,
My money's my own;
All them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Sometimes I drink whisky,
Sometimes I drink rum,
Sometimes I drink brandy,
At other times none.

But if I get boozy,
My whisky's my own,
And them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Jack o' diamonds, jack o' diamonds,
I know you of old,
You've robbed my poor pockets
Of silver and gold.

Oh, whisky, you villain,
You've been my downfall,
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me,
But I love you for all.

If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
To get one sweet suck.              But the ocean ain't whisky
And I ain't a duck,
So I'll play Jack of Diamonds
And trust to my luck.

My foot's in my stirrup,
My bridle's in my hand,
I'm leaving sweet Lillie,
The fairest in the land.

Her parents don't like me,
They say l'm too poor;
They say I'm unworthy
To enter her door.

Sweet milk when l'm hungry,
Rye whisky when l'm dry,
If a tree don't fall on me,
I'll live till I die.

I'll buy my own whisky,
I'll make my own stew,
If I get drunk, madam,
It's nothing to you.

I'll drink my own whisky,
I'll drink my own wine,
Some ten thousand bottles
I've killed in my time.

I've no wife to quarrel
No babies to bawl;
The best way of living
Is no wife at all.

Way up on Clinch Mountain
I wander alone,
I'm as drunk as the devil,
Oh, let me alone.

You may boast of your knowledge
An' brag of your sense,
'Twill all be forgotten
A hundred years hence.

In my little log cabin,
Ever since I been born,
Dere ain't been no nothin' -
'Cept dat hard salt, parched corn.

But I know whar's a henhouse,
De turkey he charve;
An, if ol' Massa don' kill me
I cain't never starve.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
You're no friend to me;
You killed my poor daddy,
Goddamn you, try me.

[spitfire boy]

[quote]Well if you want to find out go here. www.deathclock.com

[machineman9]

say i will live till the year 2066

i want to live an enjoyable life, but i dont want it to suck becaue im that old. so a reasonable 150 should do it for me

[FLYING_TRUCKER]

Oh my, goodness gracious us, darn, shucks and oh heck, it looks like the old girl and I have cheated death again!  

We should have expired well over a decade ago.   LMAO

Well, when the old girl goes shopping this morning in the village I shall go aviating and while flying in, around and through the white puffy whuffy's I shall have a talk to the great leader.

I shall ask the great leader to have on my desk in writing, in triplicate, seventy-two (72) hours in advance, weekends and holidays excluded his intentions about issuing me my own personal wings.  

I am a very punctual person and I would hate to miss my own death.  

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

[JSpahn]

12/23/2008 2 days before xmas noooooooooo!!! And less then a year away

[PsychoDiablo]

2036 :-?

[fighter25]

Friday, April 1, 2089 Woooooo!  8-) Fighter25 Died! Oh, wait April Fools! Ha ha!

[aussiewannabe]

I've already gotten that out of way. I died about 20 years ago but I'm not good at following instructions: stopped holding my breath and got back up.

8-)

ROTFL