Hi Paul...
Certain Military Mess Halls will have a red and white checked tablecloths on certain occasions and we have a dozen or so at the bugsmasher field we put out on special occasions like for the Christmas Party and meal.
Now keep your eyes closed Paul and picture this.
There you are at one of our bugsmasher field special days, the red and white checked tablecloths with white napkins on the table where you are sitting.
Our club house is a log cabin style prefab and about ten years old now, the old one fell down....

The walls are adorned with pictures of aircraft like the Cessna 150, 172, Piper Cubs, Tiger Moths...etc.
Placing the hot food on the table, as every table gets the same thing is this two hundred and sixty pound, six foot four gentleman, with hairy arms full of colourful tattoos, he has a full handlebar waxed moustache and has on his well stained white apron.
In a deep voice he says...enjoy...

You have just met George, one of the locals who is a Flying Farmer, loves motorcycles and sitting around the clubhouse
chewing the rag...

P.S. I think we are off topic again....
