Coming Soon: CompactTruck

[BigTruck]

What's with the laughing smiley Hagar?  Something I should know about?  :-?




 



  (yes sir a new chapter in my life has been opened, I await the upcoming challenges raising a daughter will bring me.  Lord have mercy on my soul, and may Colt, Winchester and Mossberg aim my guns true)

[Romulus111VADT]

Congratulations....

[Hagar]

[quote]What's with the laughing smiley Hagar?

[BigTruck]

Congratulations....

Romulous!  I miss our old chats man, where have you been?  Thanks for the congrats! 

[BigTruck]

[quote][quote]What's with the laughing smiley Hagar?

[Romulus111VADT]

I hope your daughter doesn't have the same aversion to camo mine did. Every time she saw me in BDUs, she barfed on me...

[BigTruck]

I hope your daughter doesn't have the same aversion to camo mine did. Every time she saw me in BDUs, she barfed on me...

I'm in trouble if she does.

[flyboy 28]

Big congrats to you and the missus, Sergeant.

[ApplePie]

Congratulations to you and Mrs. 'Truck!

[Romulus111VADT]

I hope your daughter doesn't have the same aversion to camo mine did. Every time she saw me in BDUs, she barfed on me...

I'm in trouble if she does.

Oh, she'll steal your heart with her smile and giggles. Then you'll see her start making faces that will make you lol.

One of those many face is when she'll look up at you and give you an angelic smile. She''ll then start to look a little like Curly Howard. You'll hear a distinctive grunt and the unmistakable sound of her filling her diaper. Then she'll have the most sinister look of satisfaction as she looks up at you as if to say, "Check out my diaper dad!"

As you tentatively begin to check, the smell hits you like somebody dumped a bucket load of crap on your head. She looks at you as if to say, "Sucker!" Then she starts giggling and wiggling and of course the diaper full of baby poop is upended and spread every where. Adding to the gaging reflexes.

You begin to clean and "grunt" as you grab something to control the expected onslaught. She then looks at you and grins as if to say, "Just kidding dad."

You marvel as to how so much stench can come from one little butt. Your also totally freaked by the assortment of various colors. I'd advise against feeding her green peas unless you know you'll be deploying the next day.

Lastly, always keep the old diaper in place until a new one has been put in it's place. Kids all seem to know the game; Let's see how far we can pee. I swear, boys can piss at least 30 feet and their aim is incredible.

So much for your first diaper lesson from someone that's been there. Can ya tell....lmao

[ozzy72]

I'd second what Romulus says, you'd be amazed how someone so small can make sooooo much mess and want to spread the contents of their body from every orifice over the widest possible area.
Baby=Ground Zero

[patchz]

[color=#000000]Congrats Justin, glad Trucklet and Mom are doing well. Best of luck.

[Sir_Crashalot]

Congrats to you and your wife.

Carlo

[Romulus111VADT]

Here's an old post I made back in 2008. It is a great demo on changing diapers-

http://205.252.250.26/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1225759942

[beaky]

Congrats to you and the missus... enjoy this new adventure!!