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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Pinchaser... » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:19 pm

As long as he doesn't get drunk one night and try to stop the mechanism with his genitals I don't think there is anything to worry about :o ;D


i was very confused when i read ozzy's reply...and then read the first sentance of jakemasters reply. "mom" and refering to fozzer's genitals in the same thread should not be.


my mom got one.  Especially for shredding documents.  Shes a lawyer, working on the enron case :-X


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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:38 am

Eeek! I've heard of being screwed by lawyers but never castrated ;D
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Saitek » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:48 am

Trust SimViation to go this way... ::)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:18 am

If I remember correctly, when the American Hostage crisis occurred, the perpetrators actually sewed all the secret documents back together.  Hence, the only proper way to dispose of something is to burn it.  I have a nice stash of documents waiting for the next fire actually. :)
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:22 am

Trust SimViation to go this way... ::)


I love it... ;D...!

Full of Fozzers type of fun... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul....the inventor of SimV Humour... ;)... ;D...!

...trust me... 8)...!

If I remember correctly, when the American Hostage crisis occurred, the perpetrators actually sewed all the secret documents back together.  Hence, the only proper way to dispose of something is to burn it.  I have a nice stash of documents waiting for the next fire actually. :)


Hi Scorp...!

I have a problem with burning "things"...;)...!
Living in a nice, clean, smoke-free area, lighting fires is frowned upon by the residents of my nice, clean, smoke-free housing estate... ;D...!
Any attempt by me to set alight to my documents at the bottom of my garden will result in me being treated to the same demise as my next-door neighbours cat, in my trusty paper-shredder... :o... :'(...!
LOL...!
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:31 am

And mischief Paul ;) ;D
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:35 am

And mischief Paul ;) ;D


...my middle name... ;)...!

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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Omag 2.0 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:41 am

I have a problem with burning "things"...;)...!
Living in a nice, clean, smoke-free area, lighting fires is frowned upon by the residents of my nice, clean, smoke-free housing estate... ;D...!
Any attempt by me to set alight to my documents at the bottom of my garden will result in me being treated to the same demise as my next-door neighbours cat, in my trusty paper-shredder... :o... :'(...!
LOL...!


Don't you have a nice open fireplace at home? fixes that problem...  ;D
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:51 am


Don't you have a nice open fireplace at home? fixes that problem...  ;D


Nah...Omag...!

...all been blocked-up, replaced with gas and electric fires to comply with "smoke-free" zones.... ;)...!
No more of the dreaded "London Smog" conditions now...
...and no more spoiled washing on the line, or smoke-filled bedrooms...
Lubbly-Jubbly....fresh-air... ;D...!

Paul...breathing beautiful clean ozone...
...and cat remains... ;D...!

The only use for our chimneys now, is supporting television aerials...
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Postby Scorpiоn » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:01 am

Hi Scorp...!

I have a problem with burning "things"...;)...!
Living in a nice, clean, smoke-free area, lighting fires is frowned upon by the residents of my nice, clean, smoke-free housing estate... ;D...!
Any attempt by me to set alight to my documents at the bottom of my garden will result in me being treated to the same demise as my next-door neighbours cat, in my trusty paper-shredder... :o... :'(...!
LOL...!

The next best thing is burial. ;) Only to be discovered 70 years later by some unlucky chap...  Tum, dee da dum, oh my, Foz's toys! :o And magazines! :-X ;D
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:22 am

Two highly effective methods of preventing your next-door neighbour's cat from crapping on your nice clean, freshly mown lawn..>>>

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Method 2 via Fozzers Trusty Hoover; Image

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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:30 am

I still want one of those vacuum cleaners Foz ;)
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Craig. » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:51 am

LOL Foz ;D
The question would have to be, which is worse, getting your nad's chopped up in a shredder, or your curlys getting caught in there first and dragging you in. :o :-X
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:12 am

LOL Foz ;D
The question would have to be, which is worse, getting your nad's chopped up in a shredder, or your curlys getting caught in there first and dragging you in. :o :-X


LOL...!

Would you believe my included instruction booklet advises not to approach my Trusty Paper Shredder whilst wearing my best  tie emblazoned with the words "Suck me!"...  :o...!

My nads, and my curlies are always kept well clear, according to the instructions in the small print at the bottom of the instructions... ;)...!

Paul...always read the small print... ;D...!
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Re: Fozzers shredding time...!

Postby Pinchaser... » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:30 am

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