Man, now this guys got a big pair!

[H]

It must be very concerting to look in your rear-view mirror, and see your Balls bouncing down the road behind you!...
F....conversing in an unusually high-pitched voice!

If you think it's high pitched now, just wait 'til they're hanging from the tree.

8-)

[Triple_7]

How would the person behind him explain that one to their insurance company

"I need to report a claim...my car was just attacked by a giant Christmas ornament"...[snicker on other end]...no...seriously...now stop laughing and call a tow truck"