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Re: Monument to an Enema

Postby BFMF » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:56 am

You've obviously never been properly introduced to an enema...... :D

Now at least in the US military of the 70's, the fleet enema was a cure all for everything.

Gunshot wound- give em an enema
Shrapnel - give em an enema
hang nail - give em an enema

I swear that the US Government had stock in the company....lmao..... ;D


Really? I've never heard of Military doctors prescribing an enema. Interesting.

I always got the 'Dring more water, change your socks, and walk it off' response..... ;D
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Re: Monument to an Enema

Postby expat » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:11 am

You've obviously never been properly introduced to an enema...... :D

Now at least in the US military of the 70's, the fleet enema was a cure all for everything.

Gunshot wound- give em an enema
Shrapnel - give em an enema
hang nail - give em an enema

I swear that the US Government had stock in the company....lmao..... ;D


Really? I've never heard of Military doctors prescribing an enema. Interesting.

I always got the 'Dring more water, change your socks, and walk it off' response..... ;D



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Re: Monument to an Enema

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:13 am

You've obviously never been properly introduced to an enema...... :D

Now at least in the US military of the 70's, the fleet enema was a cure all for everything.

Gunshot wound- give em an enema
Shrapnel - give em an enema
hang nail - give em an enema

I swear that the US Government had stock in the company....lmao..... ;D


Really? I've never heard of Military doctors prescribing an enema. Interesting.

I always got the 'Dring more water, change your socks, and walk it off' response..... ;D


Goes to show you that the US Military medical care has improved in 35 years.....lmao

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Re: Monument to an Enema

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:40 pm

British MOs tend to be the people who flunked Med. School and generally still want to hurt people without being hurt in return...
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Re: Monument to an Enema

Postby Souichiro » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:46 pm

Just be glad that they didn't make a fountain out of it :P
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