Personally I've always been a bit suspicious of Santa. Look at the facts, a fat geezer who has a beard, wears a red suit and doesn't pay his workers. He's a commie isn't he?
I'll make sure I have......... my weapons cleaned on Christmas Eve...
Especially if three Ho, Ho, Ho's come down the chimney!......
LOL......!
F......!
You're so naughty...
