Asparagus Makes Your Piss Stink

[MWISimmer]

[quote]Also you mentioned that you are a tree hugger Vegetarian, maybe you should try eating some meat? Go on the animals love being eaten.

[spitfire boy]

Sure why not? Its things like this that bring us all together.

Really? I thought farting makes people manically scramble to get away from you

[flyboy 28]

Sure why not? Its things like this that bring us all together.

Really? I thought farting makes people manically scramble to get away from you

That's why you do it in an elevator.

Or a "lift". Sorry, Paul.

(tyre?)

[spitfire boy]

Sure why not? Its things like this that bring us all together.

Really? I thought farting makes people manically scramble to get away from you

That's why you do it in an elevator.

Or a "lift". Sorry, Paul.

So that's why i saw people clawing at the walls of the glass lift in the shopping center recently...........

[trojan rabbit]

goes to fridge

gets asparagus

eats

peas

sniffs

shrugs

types reply

[Travis]

eats

peas

Why exactly are you eating peas?  We were discussing asparagus . . .

You people are all so warped.

[trojan rabbit]

peas

sad thing is, i'm the best at spelling in my class...


[edit]pees[/edit]

sad, sad...

[a1]

How can you pee and type at the same time?

[Akula.]

It was not a good idea to read this thread over breakfast...  

[H]

How can you pee and type at the same time?

I suppose it's much easier for a female with the keyboard sitting on a table before the commode; we males, perhaps not so artfully, should be able to manage to type with only one hand, as some of us do, anyway. That's assuming that you aim first: if the commode is moving, forget the typing -- you're already in trouble.

8-)

[Fozzer]

How can you pee and type at the same time?

The results of....

...Asparagus + Ambidextrous... ...?

Paul... ...!

I used to be able to write my name in the snow... :-/...!

[H]

I used to be able to write my name in the snow... :-/...!

Me, too, but all the snow has melted, thankfully.

8-)

[freedomhays]

How can you pee and type at the same time?

The results of....

...Asparagus + Ambidextrous... ...?

Paul... ...!

I used to be able to write my name in the snow... :-/...!

Cross-dominance can often be a problem when shooting or in activities that require aim.

[H]

The results of Asparagus + Ambidextrous

Cross-dominance can often be a problem when shooting or in activities that require aim.

I used to shoot a rifle quite effectively (on target), left or right-handed.
My aim wasn't quite as good with either hand with revolver or pistol -- sometimes missed by inches, depending upon the recoil.
P.S. Foz; both are somewhat infrequent occasions but, when they occur, I more often prefer Brussel sprouts to asparagus.

8-)

[Fozzer]

I used to be able to write my name in the snow... :-/...!

Me, too, but all the snow has melted, thankfully.

8-)

...all I can produce now is a Full Stop (Period), if I stand very still for a long time, and just wait for something to happen... ....!

...Arse!... ...!

(Or the lower-case Cyrillic Alphabet on a full Bladder).... ...!

Paul... ...!