They need to go up there and clean up that mess!

[murjax]

They had better do something before my Sirius Satellite Radio satellite gets hit but a bunch of Chinese garbage.  ;D

[NDSP]

*heatnyc918 thinks about making huge cannon to shoot heretic and eno into orbit

[beaky]

They had better do something before my Sirius Satellite Radio satellite gets hit but a bunch of Chinese garbage.  ;D

I'm pretty sure your Sirius satellite is a bunch of Chinese garbage...

[Mushroom_Farmer]

That could explain the inteference on various satellites I've been getting lately, especially Galaxy 13.

[C]

*Thinks about building a giant vacuum cleaner*

/me thinks how would a vacuum cleaner work in a vacuum?

Ahhh, but what about those garden vacs you get - one flic of a switch and they become blower. Maybe we need a large blower...

[eno]

*Thinks about building a giant vacuum cleaner*

/me thinks how would a vacuum cleaner work in a vacuum?

Ahhh, but what about those garden vacs you get - one flic of a switch and they become blower. Maybe we need a large blower...

/me thinks that without a very very very long hose attaching it to the atmosphere there would be nothing to blow.

[expat]

*Thinks about building a giant vacuum cleaner*

/me thinks how would a vacuum cleaner work in a vacuum?

Ahhh, but what about those garden vacs you get - one flic of a switch and they become blower. Maybe we need a large blower...

/me thinks that without a very very very long hose attaching it to the atmosphere there would be nothing to blow.

Matt enters the space race, at builds a reusable space craft and ferries a large amount of compressed gas canisters into orbit, thus being able to use Charlie's blow vac idea (naturally paying royalties to Charlie). Collects said space junk into a large orbiting pile and then returns it all to earth (including the gas cylinders). Lands, sells off all the junk and precious metals back to the various space agency's and then basks in the sunlight of being an all round world saving super hero. And as eno has already been shot to the dark side of the moon, there is no need to worry about him finding holes in this plan.  ;D

[BFMF]

Any volunteers for a police call detail up in space?

[ATI_7500]

/me wonders how Heretic is going to catch the debris ...... but not the satellites.

/me wants to collect everything in earth orbit and let cheap worker astronauts sort the working stuff from junk.  :D

[H]

No need to hurry things... soon enough someone will find you laying there after a piece of space debris succumbed to a decaying orbit and its remaining, burning mass shot another hole in your head like a little flaming bullet.

8-)

[pepper_airborne]

Um, nop. The Angle at wich this debris enters earth would A. Instantly burn it up like a match, or B. Make it deflect from the the Stratosfeer.

Guys, what about making a black hole and let all the particles fall into it?

[eno]

/me thinks this thread has turned into

[ATI_7500]

Guys, what about making a black hole and let all the particles fall into it?

/me always wanted a pet black hole.

[Katahu]

/me unleashes his secret weapon: MARMALADE!!!

/me sticky substance will attach to each to piece of debris and accumulate over time. As the debris accumulates, it begins to lose orbit and plummets down on Ozzy's backyard so that he can have all the parts he needs to finish building Binky.

Sorted.

[ATI_7500]

/me sticky substance will attach to each to piece of debris and accumulate over time. As the debris accumulates, it begins to lose orbit and plummets down on Ozzy's backyard

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