Forget flying pigs

[Woodlouse2002]

Oh I don't know Craig..... some of those former Eastern Bloc girls are quite cute

Dare you to tell your wife that.

[Craig.]

Oh I don't know Craig..... some of those former Eastern Bloc girls are quite cute

Now now. Family forum remember
Then again I find it hard to believe that anything cute comes out of that side of the wall, after seeing some of those russian shotputters. My poor eyes.

[Hagar]

Then again I find it hard to believe that anything cute comes out of that side of the wall, after seeing some of those russian shotputters. My poor eyes.

From the look of them I would say their gender was debatable.

[ozzy72]

You need to watch some of those women gymnasts

[Hagar]

Settle down now Mark. You're getting all excited again. Have a nice cuppa followed by a lie down in a darkened room for an hour, there's a good chap.

[Craig.]

You need to watch some of those women gymnasts

Arnt they mostly 10 and 12? then they seem to dissappear for 8 years only to re-appear looking like Hulk hogan with a wig

From the look of them I would say their gender was debatable.

The question is, who has the guts to even ask them

[Woodlouse2002]

Settle down now Mark. You're getting all excited again. Have a nice cuppa followed by a lie down in a darkened room for an hour, there's a good chap.

I think a cold shower is what he needs in his state.

[Craig.]

Settle down now Mark. You're getting all excited again. Have a nice cuppa followed by a lie down in a darkened room for an hour, there's a good chap.

Or just a cold shower

[Woodlouse2002]

Great minds.

[Craig.]

Great minds.

haha:) Take the hint Mark

[TacitBlue]

I can't believe no one has made a "green eggs and ham" joke yet! What is wrong with you people, don't you remember Dr. Seuss?!

"I don't like them Sam-I-am"

[Katahu]

I wouldn't be surprised if they start making pink elaphants.

[USNightStalker]

Somewhere Dr Seus is turning over in his grave.

Now all we need are green eggs.

[Omag 2.0]

Green pigs and a horny Mark in one thread... that's SimV for you!  ;D  ;D  ;D

[Fozzer]

The pigs are transgenic, created by adding genetic material from jellyfish into a normal pig embryo abnormal thieving, villainous, toe-rags.

I think that predisposed Villains, from an early age, should be injected with this magic property, so that we can identify the annoying sods before they trash our local telephone box, etc... ...!

LOL...!

Paul...normally a kind of nice pink colour......!