One for the Fozzers of the world

[jordonj]

Hrmmm...nice!  ;D

You looky bahstads!  We don't get anything that cool in our rags!  We just see rags showing proof that the Biblical end-of-the-world is nigh!  >:(  :(

[Fozzer]

Hi Jordon...!

I can assure you that we get as much crap printed in our newspapers as we have crap broadcast on our televisions.... ...!
...its a loose-loose situation......!
...(we are talking "Bowels" here)...LOL...!

So...
If you are into crap, read a British broadsheet newspaper whilst watching British television....
..preferably, whilst sat on the toilet... ... ...!
..in at one end, and out at the other...
LOL... ...!

Cheers Lads....havin' a larf......!

Paul...(Hooray for The Washington Post)... ...!

[Hagar]

So...
If you are into crap, read a British broadsheet newspaper whilst watching British television....
..preferably, whilst sat on the toilet... ... ...!
..in at one end, and out at the other...
LOL... ...!

Well, at least the newspaper would come in useful for something.

PS. Besides Page 3 of course.