by Theis » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:26 am
We are very good friends with the US!
and heres USAs reasons to nuke Candada
NUKE CANADA REASONS:
1: Canada is the most useless country when it comes to war. They never help in any hostile situation. It is never heard on the news, "Canadian troops advanced today into a situation that is escalating out of control."
2: We have been in many history classes and have never heard of Canada helping in Vietnam or Desert Storm. I don't even recall them doing anything when Adolph Hitler threatened the world.
3: We're not sure, but we don't think they have a Navy or Air Force.
4: If we nuke Canada, the only thing we will lose is the expensive drink "Clearly Canadian."
5: Canada also happily provides us with its immigrants. I mean hell, we've already got those weirdos coming in through the Mexican border, from Cuba, and Puerto Rico. I think we have enough.
6: Canada copied us and got professional sports. They can't come up with anything theirselves.
7: We were suprised when we saw this. The infamous and popular Canadian Bacon pizza topping is not even made in Canada. That is really pathetic.
8: We would just like to add, the Raspberry flavor of "Clearly Canadian" tasted nothing like raspberries.
9: You've heard of all those cars that are made in Canada. They're uhh...
10: And for the tenth reason, it would be cool, they wouldn't even see it coming. I mean we haven't even used one on someone since the 40's, and they're all just getting rusty, and if we're gonna pay our hard earned tax dollars for these things, we damn well better use them. So who's the best target? Canada!
REASONS NOT TO NUKE CANADA:
None presented yet. (Did you actually think there would be some?)
Bar by Mees
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