I've got enough dark and terrible tales about this guy to fill a book. Frankly the local MPs here (up to and including the PM) are more bent than a corkscrew! But it gives me lots of material for my book, I'm going to prove the pen is mightier than the sword Especially when you poke it in someones eye!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!