If you were running for President......

[ozzy72]

That is exactly why the Swiss haven't had a war with anyone in over 500 years, 'cos if anyone threatened them they just turn round and say "Hold it, we've got your money!"
The question that bothers me about Swiss chocolate is those really big Toblerones you can buy at the airport, err why? What are they for? Perverts, 'cos you can't eat one without perforating the roof of your mouth, the base of your brain and making a weird screaming noise.... hang on maybe that is how yodelling evolved?

[ATI_7500]

Don't matter how complcated eating that stuff is - it just tastes great!

[Mr.Ray_Ban]

yepp, sit back and relax with some "toblerone" and make sure that nobody can watch you while you

[Mozz]

Are you sure John Kerry's plane was a 757. I think Meridian painted a 757 in John Kerry colours in support for the election but I don't know whether he flies in it. Anyone?

[Tequila Sunrise]

hello stupid EU passport people there is no such thing as a British Citizen, we're a constitutional monarchy )

however if your a scot it only applies once you swear allegiance to the queen, at birth were legally a gray area  :P

anyway if I was american I guess maybey an F-14, not practical, would never happen but what the hell, I don't like buses  8)

Craig  8)

[WebbPA]

According to his website Mr. Kerry's campaign jet is a 757-200.

[flyboy 28]

I'd have to have a modded-out C-130... Quieted, of course... Maybe an AC-130 for them terrorists...

[Mozz]

K, I guess the meridian one is just painted in support

[ReverseThrust]

BBJ all the way!

FYI:

Are you sure John Kerry's plane was a 757. I think Meridian painted a 757 in John Kerry colours in support for the election but I don't know whether he flies in it

He flies in it.... Photos of him getting off it are all over the news tonight... The American Media is having a heyday.  What a shock....
A short search of a.net yielded these:  
The Kerry 757 campaign plane:


The 727 used by VP candidate John Edwards:
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[Mozz]

Thats the one, yeah Meridian must have let him use it for the campaign.

[Ben_M_K]

Hmm, I would like to fly in a A-319. Yeah, that would be nice.

[Wing Nut]

The British make chocolate?  :o  Is there no end to the ingenuity of those folk?  ;D