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[ozzy72]

Quick call a doctor, Pippin is starting to use Ozzyisms!!! This is more serious than was previously thought

[Hagar]

LOL Ozzy. We'll make a mad Englishman of him yet. A few more weeks & he'll be as daft as the rest of us.

[Wing Nut]

I say guv'na, ot ya got to go and say a bloomin ting like at fo?

Actually Mark, I've been saying that for years...  :)

[ozzy72]

Its even WORSE!!! Quick call the men in the white coats!

[KnightStryker]

Its even WORSE!!! Quick call the men in the white coats!

According to the little letters under his name, he IS one of the men in the white coats. And so are you while we are on the subject  :P
             

J/K,
Kevin

[ozzy72]

Yes Kevin, but what it fails to mention is that its a white coat with an interlocking arm motif

[Fozzer]

Hi Pippin...

I generally find that a naked swim in an ice cold lake, followed by rolling in the snow, together with a thorough whipping of the back with a thorn bush whilst standing in front of a blazing fire, is an excellent cure for a nasty cold... ...!

Paul.

...(It's so bloody painful, you forget all about the cold...).. ...!
LOL...!!

[ozzy72]

Fozzer have you been watching Swedish television AGAIN?!?!?

[Wing Nut]

Um, can I get a copy of those videos?  I just want to make sure I'm doing it right...  Yeah, that's it, doing it right...  :)

[loomex]

I don't know; I just know I hate breathing through my mouth and the feeling of snot running down the back of my throat.  If that makes me a wuss then so be it!  ;D

Wanna real challange? Try having a cold while using a CPAP,
a machine used for people that have sleep apnea. Thats what I deal with when I have a cold

[chomp_rock]

Nyquil works well. A tablespoon of vinegar helps as well (clears your sinuses) I'm not kidding!

[loomex]

I have put a dab of vicks rub on the tip of my nose. It seems to work really good with the CPAP

[OTTOL]

Yes Kevin, but what it fails to mention is that its a white coat with an interlocking arm motif

Also referred to as an "I love me jacket"!  ::)

[BFMF]

But Mel Gibson was able to get out of them, so it can't be too impossible

[Omag 2.0]

A tablespoon of vinegar helps as well (clears your sinuses) I'm not kidding!

Yeah, thats right. During my studies i invented a very effective sinus clearing agent. Here it is: mix 1 part highly concentrated HCL with one part of highly concentrated H2SO4, boil it well during a couple of minutes, pour it in a sink and breath the fumes it produces, when still hot! MAN, i swear, it cleaned them out in a second. Now i come to think, i wonder if i still have some sinuses.

SERIOULSY: DON'T BE SO SMART AS TO EVER TRY THIS! ITS NOT HEALTHY AT ALL!

Luckely i don't play around in Labs no more! Better for me since i found out a bunsenburner is a very effective way to cut once hair! don't like the smell though!  ;D