Well I survived, but that ant surprising considering that only 3 jumped today

, I arived early with dodgy weather to see 3 people landing (the only people early enough). I got called up, got my jumpsuit, lifejacket, chute, helmet and radio on, got 5 ft from the plane and got told to stand down. Then sat on alert for 8 hours to be told to come back in a few weeks. Still, the training was fun and I got 5 new friend from my class and 20 from the club (they're really easy to get on with

). And I got a lift from my hotel to the field in a Porche

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee