How many times have you exclaimed this?

[Bud Greene]

I read a book some years ago about airline travel written from the perspective of a major airline captain.  A very entertaining storyteller, Captain 'X' (as he calls himself) alleges that the very last words many pilots ever utter is ,"Oh S**t". 
I found myself last night (and many other occasions) on a bad approach and subsequently stalled the aircraft resulting in a crash.  Naturally, out of my mouth came the famous last words.
On a historical note, Captain Jacob van Zanten of the Tenerife disaster spoke these last words just before his 747 annihilated another on the runway.  Interestingly enough his last words were in English, not his native Dutch.
So how many of you have a good "Oh S**t" story?

[Fozzer]

..only in Hollywood Movies...

...trust me!... ... ...!

Paul...."Oh, my goodness me. That was close!".... 8-)...!

... .. ..!

[jetprop]

..only in Hollywood Movies...

...trust me!... ... ...!

Paul...."Oh, my goodness me. That was close!".... 8-)...!

... .. ..!

I say that whenever I see fozzers break-neck aproaches...

IT ISN'T KAI TAK EVERYWHERE FOZZER! AND IT ISN'T ST BART'S EITHER!

[Fozzer]

..only in Hollywood Movies...

...trust me!... ... ...!

Paul...."Oh, my goodness me. That was close!".... 8-)...!

... .. ..!

I say that whenever I see fozzers break-neck aproaches...

IT ISN'T KAI TAK EVERYWHERE FOZZER! AND IT ISN'T ST BART'S EITHER!

..the result of countless hours of accurate, successful, Flight Sim Piloting, Jet!.... ... ...!

Paul...Lives to tell the tale!... ..!

... ... ...!

[Steve M]

Drinking a few brews one afternoon..> Patty asked me to teach her how to change the oil in her car. So I lifted up the car and drained the oil. Then when the plug was back in the oilpan, I poured four litres of oil in and checked the dipstick. It showed too much oil.. I had drained the transmission fluid by mistake. Oh Sh...

[Wing Nut]

I do it every time I step in something the dogs do in the back yard...   :D

[ozzy72]

I had one of those on the drive to todays training walk. The heavens opened and the car was being blown around. We got to the car park, the three of us exchanged one look and all made the statement simultaneously

[andy190]

Paul...Lives to tell the tale!... ..!

Only just Paul.

[Club508]

..the result of countless hours of accurate, successful, Flight Sim Piloting, Jet!.... ... ...!
Paul...Lives to tell the tale!... ..!

With the detect crashes on or off?

[Fozzer]

..the result of countless hours of accurate, successful, Flight Sim Piloting, Jet!.... ... ...!
Paul...Lives to tell the tale!... ..!

With the detect crashes on or off?

What do you reckon?.... ... ..!

Note:..I'm still here!.... ... ... ...!

Paul...The wonders of "Invincibility".... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

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[jetprop]

I always think the detect crashes is extreme.
I once made a SMOOTH landing.
It tought it crashed....

I usualy keep it at roughly 40%

[Fozzer]

I always think the detect crashes is extreme.
I once made a SMOOTH landing.
It thought it crashed....

I usually keep it at roughly 40%

Jet...

...I suspect that crashing in a real aeroplane is about as extreme as it gets!... ...!

Carefully descending my stairs each morning, whilst calculating the forces of gravity involving a missed footing, is about as extreme as I get, during a successful landing on the ground floor...

...trust me... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[Bass]

OH, now i know why you only fly on the pc, making crash 40%!
But aint that too high? 

[jetprop]

[quote]OH, now i know why you only fly on the pc, making crash 40%!
But aint that too high?

[Club508]

[quote][quote]OH, now i know why you only fly on the pc, making crash 40%!
But aint that too high?