Justice prevails.....this is too funny

[Romulus111VADT]

If this weren't a real life incidence, I'd put this in the joke forum because it's so funny.

I bet that curb was wicked high! 

[ViperPilot]

The article didn't say whether or not the po-po's took either the curb or the street in for questioning...

Maybe Mr. Jackson will ID either the curb or the street in a line-up... when he gets out of the hospital, that is.

One Marine to the other --

"Man, did you see that curb? It just raised up and put a whoopin' on that guy!"

"Yeah, and did you see the street? It rolled up and finished him off!"

Alan 

[ozzy72]

I'm wondering if multiple kerb stones jumped from their resting places and rained down justice upon the miscreant along with their not insignificant weight and sharp bits

[Romulus111VADT]

Marine: Yea officer, you should have seen it, that curb just kept smacking him in the face and it picked him up and body slammed him, it was wild.

Officer: Yes sir, our curbs are known for their belligerent behavior.



Personally speaking, I got beat up by my entertainment center a few months back. Darn thing sat there for a good 20 years and all of a sudden just bitch slapped me. I put up a valiant defense. My wife says I got my a$$ kicked....lol

I think the darn thing had been watching to much karate on TV myself....lmao

[expat]

Priceless 

Matt

[ozzy72]

In Blighty that kerb would have got an ASBO for its naughty behaviour

[Steve M]

There wasn't anything left to put handcuffs on to. 

[FoxThree]

[Ang2dogs]

He's lucky he only stabbed one Marine!

[Apex]

Yep, for once there was a curb around when ya needed one.

[Bud Greene]

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

[expat]

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................

Matt

[FSX_Dude]

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................

Matt

[CHUCK79]

........I'll bet they had to shovel him into the back of the meat wagon.....

[Bud Greene]

I believe incidents and accidents like this one happen frequently at Guantanamo Bay...