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Have I been naughty?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:46 pm

Next week I'm all over the country for work, I'll be in Newcastle, Bournemouth, Dumfries, Wraysbury and sometimes home and the office!
Either I've really annoyed someone or they're beginning to trust me at the office ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby patchz » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:01 pm

I suspect the former. ::)
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:14 pm

The trouble with those sort of journeys is the prospect of coping with endless traffic, and endless traffic jams!

I don't get a lot of fun out of Driving/Biking on the roads nowadays.. :'(...!

The wonderful days of; "Wide open roads", is now a distant memory!

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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:03 am

Up North I find the traffic less troublesome. Also I'll be doing minimal travel at rush hour.
Personally I rather enjoy the long-haul jobs. I can just listen to my tunes and enjoy not having to sit next to Dan in the office ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby jetprop » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:57 am

ddepends on what the jobs are.
if its a stupid job:you anoyed someone.
if its an important job:they start trusting you(wich means that they have gone mad) AND you anoyed someone. ;D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:22 am

Up North I find the traffic less troublesome. Also I'll be doing minimal travel at rush hour.
Personally I rather enjoy the long-haul jobs. I can just listen to my tunes and enjoy not having to sit next to Dan in the office ;D ;D ;D


I've just sent a PM to Dan in the office... ;)... ;)...!

(Check your Hard Drive, and what's under your seat, when you get back).

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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:51 pm

Believe me Paul that is nothing compared to what normally goes on in our office ;D ;D ;D
Dan will have a nasty shock tomorrow when Phil (IT Manager) fires up the touchscreen till on his desk he is working with, the customer display will announce Dan's love of man-meat [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
I fully expect all the wheels to disappear off my chair and possibly another winky to be drawn on the back of my car ::)
My office is a kindergarten for BIG kids ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby jetprop » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:31 pm

Believe me Paul that is nothing compared to what normally goes on in our office ;D ;D ;D
Dan will have a nasty shock tomorrow when Phil (IT Manager) fires up the touchscreen till on his desk he is working with, the customer display will announce Dan's love of man-meat [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
I fully expect all the wheels to disappear off my chair and possibly another winky to be drawn on the back of my car ::)
My office is a kindergarten for BIG kids ;D ;D ;D


why does every school/job have a 'ugly duckling'someone who always gets anoyed and gets in trouble for everything.
i am sadly one of them,but then again,i usualy CAUSE the trouble.  ;D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:39 pm

Dan has had a bad day, he brought a 6ft pool table... what he hadn't worked out is that it is a 6ft playing area and so the table is just over 7ft and weighs about 100kg more than expected.
He now has to disassemble the table to get it in his room and has had lots of tips on the use of lead sheets, concrete and iron girders to spread the weight so as not to disappear through the floor with something that weighs more than 3 times than me ;D ;D ;D
Oh what a pants day he has had... and he hasn't notice the message on the customer display of the till yet 8-)
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby jetprop » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:47 pm

He now has to disassemble the table to get it in his room and has had lots of tips on the use of lead sheets, concrete and iron girders to spread the weight so as not to disappear through the floor with something that weighs more than 3 times than me

that must be a REALY heavy table. ;D :D
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Re: Have I been naughty?

Postby Steve M » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:55 pm

That's funny. I had a girl ask me if a queen size waterbed would fit through her front door. "Uhm, it doesn't come with water," 
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Re: Have I been naughty? What??

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:31 am

What surprises?
What Does a girl with a mattress have to do with this?
What in your touchscreen, Hard disk & Chair?
Motorbikes have chains?

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