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Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:25 am

..that sounds like a good idea, I thought.. ::)....

The Great-Grandchildren, etc, can continue to see Granddad for years to come!...>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/tu ... mification

Then I read about the process of sucking my brain out through my nostrils...

..and I thought.. ::)....

NAH!

Forget that idea!... ;)...!

Paul.... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby expat » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:54 am

So how would you like to be mounted then Fozzer ;D

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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:02 am

So how would you like to be mounted then Fozzer ;D

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..on Sharon Stone... ;)..!

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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby 1olehippy » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:49 am

I had my brains sucked out thru a Tequila bottle once & I felt mummified :o

---or was it more than once ::)

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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby expat » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:03 pm

So how would you like to be mounted then Fozzer ;D

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..on Sharon Stone... ;)..!

Paul... ;D...!


Nice one centurion

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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:00 pm

If you go onto Fozzers pay-per-view website you'll see more terrifying things than you thought possible ;D ;D ;D
You know that scene in Hot Shots where Mr. Sheen is cooking on the girl, Fozzer did a full English :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:45 pm

If you go onto Fozzer's pay-per-view website you'll see more terrifying things than you thought possible ;D ;D ;D
You know that scene in Hot Shots where Mr. Sheen is cooking on the girl, Fozzer did a full English :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D


Hurry...
Special offer for a limited time....
(Over 18's only).
....Password supplied...

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Re: Daddy wants to become a Mummy...

Postby Bud Greene » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:37 pm

So how would you like to be mounted then Fozzer ;D

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..on Sharon Stone... ;)..!

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;D ;D ;D ;D
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