Passing wind is not cool any more..

[Steve M]

http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-ne ... -detention

A school boy in Cleveland, Ohio has been handed a detention after passing gas on the school bus.

Fox News reports that, Christian Summers, 11, was reported by the bus driver after breaking wind during the ride home.

The news outlet, says the detention slip filled out by the driver read: "Thinks it's funny to pass gas while on the van. I've told him it's not funny, nor polite to the others in the van. While others scream, he laughs."

The Thoreau Park Elementary school student now faces four or five days of detention if another flatulent infraction occurs on the bus. Either way, he told Fox News the original punishment was "pretty dumb."

[Fox News]



:-? Wait till this boy gets older, He'll liklely end up in solitary confinement. The school officials are trying to collect evidence to make thier case I suppose. 

[Romulus111VADT]

I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows....

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose. 

[machineman9]

I remember the days of our school bus... People smoking, setting others on fire, throwing things down the isle, drawing phallic pictures on the windows, farting, pressing the button so much that by law they 'had to pull over and call out a mechanic because people pressed it too much and there may actually be a serious fault', etc

Good times

[Steve M]

[quote]I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows....

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose.

[Steve M]

[quote]I remember the days of our school bus... People smoking, setting others on fire, throwing things down the isle, drawing phallic pictures on the windows, farting, pressing the button so much that by law they 'had to pull over and call out a mechanic because people pressed it too much and there may actually be a serious fault', etc

Good times

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote][quote]I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows....

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose.

[Steve M]

[quote][quote][quote]I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows....

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose.

[ozzy72]

I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell

[Sir_Crashalot]

Farts. Nature trying to be funny...

Suspending an 11 year old because he farted is ridiculous. Like the busdriver never let's one slip.

Carlo

[U4EA]

An elemental part of the flatulent function in ensuring that your A.S.S. is in proper order! 8-)

I'm just sayin'.

BTW, Air-Sh*t Seperator!

[U4EA]

I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell

May wanna let her know that in the event the fart does reach an ignition point, like fireplace, it can cause a great deal of distress, both physical and (possibly?) emotional, should things go awry.

I will not admit to how I know this!

[patchz]

I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell

May wanna let her know that in the event the fart does reach an ignition point, like fireplace, it can cause a great deal of distress, both physical and (possibly?) emotional, should things go awry.

I will not admit to how I know this!

[color=#000000]I think you just did.

[ozzy72]

The fire was not lit at the time so no worries on the fire hazard aspect