Nearly as daft as the Chinese guy and the Israeli sitting in a pub having a drink.
Suddenly the Israeli gets up and punches the Chinese guy in the face, yelling "That's for Pearl Harbour" and promptly sits down and carries on with his beer.
The Chinese guy gets up off the floor and says "What the hell are you talking about. The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour, I'm Chinese you idiot!"
"Chinese, Japanese, you're all the same to me" replies the Israeli.
After a few minutes the Chinese guy leaps up and punches the Isreali in the head yelling "That's for the Titanic" he then sits down and carries on with his beer.
The Israeli guy gets up and says "The Titanic? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg..." comes the reply
