Golfing now a dangerous sport...

[patchz]

[color=#000000]You no longer have to listen for 'fore' and watch our for errant golf balls, now you have to watch the sky as well. And you won't hear the [glow=yellow,2,300]fore[/glow]warning.

[WebbPA]

If something falls out pf a plane over Florida it has a 50% chance of hitting a golf course and a 50% chance of hitting a retirement community.

[U4EA]

If something falls out pf a plane over Florida it has a 50% chance of hitting a golf course and a 50% chance of hitting a retirement community.

Not to mention a 00.0075% chance of hitting a native-born Floridian.

[ozzy72]

Happy Gilmore for President 8-)