Santa Claus may

[H]

salvage some of what's been looking to be a rather slim Xmas -- selling ornamental reindeer fertilizer.

8-)

[a1]

That is just disgusting.

[Steve M]

And I thought made in china stuff was crap.  

[Romulus111VADT]

I heard a story once that Santa refuses to go into war zones anymore. Apparently his last attempt was during Vietnam and the NVA triple "A" let lose on him and lobbed a couple of SAMS at him and his 8 tiny reindeer.

From what I heard all that fire power scared she shit out of the reindeer and fast maneuvering reindeer getting the shit scared out of them makes for one severely soiled red suit with brown fur instead of white fur.....lmao.

[Brando14100]

magical reindeer gem ornaments

Oh yeah, there's something real magical about that. Not exactly like a Disney World kind of magical though.  ;D

8-)

[beaky]

Who the hell will buy these?  :-?

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]Who the hell will buy these?