Modern art? What is art?

[Saitek]

Art is complex true. I can urinate on the snow to make some very complex patterns that no-one else can recreate. Fantastic art. :-?

[dcunning30]

Art is complex true. I can urinate on the snow to make some very complex patterns that no-one else can recreate. Fantastic art. :-?

If Andres Serrano can put a crucifix in a jar full of his urine and gets paid for it by the NEA, surely you should be able to urinate in the snow and take a paycheck.

[Saitek]

Hmmm I wonder if this could be a new way to make some money? I can't draw or paint. I previously thought I couldn't do art....

[Franky_4_Fingers]

I've been thinking of starting Vomit Art. A broad selection of multi-coloured currys would do the trick. [smiley=vrolijk_1.gif]
(Finally found a use for that smiley)

[Saitek]

We could really win an art prize couldn't we. Urine, sick (someone needs to drop a few number twos). I can get some fake blood from first aid and I have a horrible cold right now so I can provide phlegm in vast quantities. We could make the word Simviation in snow with an array of colours... 8-)

[Cobra]

Go do it then

[Saitek]

I haven't the time...

[Mushroom_Farmer]

Art is complex true. I can urinate on the snow to make some very complex patterns that no-one else can recreate. Fantastic art. :-?

If Andres Serrano can put a crucifix in a jar full of his urine and gets paid for it by the NEA, surely you should be able to urinate in the snow and take a paycheck.

I don't consider shock-art a 'real' art form. It doesn't require any talent or training. As for the NEA, they're always under pressure from other nut-job organizations to fund such tripe.

[Woodlouse2002]

I can't say I support government funding for art. Just doesn't seem right to me.

[flyboy 28]

If it dosen't have naked women, it's not art.