Britains intellectual elite

[ozzy72]

Well Cambridge seem to be recruiting the cream of British brains.... I don't think! These two certainly have a future in the MoD supplies office

Two Cambridge University students "let their college down" by sending a hamster through the post, a court heard today.
David Jordan and James Cole, both 19 and second year students at Churchill College, claimed to have undertaken the bizarre prank in revenge upon a man who had threatened Jordan four months earlier.
Magistrates sitting in Ely, Cambs, heard that the pair carried out the cruel practical joke after getting "plastered" at a college garden party.
Jordan and Cole both admitted abandoning a hamster in circumstances likely to cause the animal unnecessary suffering, when they appeared before magistrates today.
Jordan was fined

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Where do you get all this from Mark?

[Craig.]

I am assuming mummy and daddy paid for a new building at the college as there is no way those morons got in on the merit of their brains.

[H]

Is this Britain's intellectual elite or did you mean Britain's intellectual delete? Something seems to be missing.

[Omag 2.0]

They should be sentenced to 1 year in a hamstercage with min. 10 hours a day of running in the hamsterwheel... That will teach them! Idiots!

Omag

PS: Hooray for the British postmen!  ;)

[beaky]

Their punishment should be to be sealed in large envelopes and posted, preferably to somewhere far, far away.
Jerks.

[Marlin]

So lets see if I got this right, they had to pay a combined total of 2,554.78 USD for a long haired rat that costs ten bucks? WTF, its a damn rat!!!! LOL

So they weren't to bright, but what about the judges???? Now who is going to enforce the no pet rule for the next 10 years? Are they on supervised probation?  :-* LOL

[Woodlouse2002]

[quote]So lets see if I got this right, they had to pay a combined total of 2,554.78 USD for a long haired rat that costs ten bucks? WTF, its a damn rat!!!! LOL

So they weren't to bright, but what about the judges???? Now who is going to enforce the no pet rule for the next 10 years? Are they on supervised probation?

[Saitek]

Sick beasts. Brings to mind back what I saw in Novembers newspapers of a hamster some filthy yobs tied to a rocket and sent to the moon amids screams of laughter (they filmed it).

I move we feed them all to the lions at London zoo.

[H]

Sick beasts. Brings to mind back what I saw in Novembers newspapers of a hamster some filthy yobs tied to a rocket and sent to the moon amids screams of laughter (they filmed it).I move we feed them all to the lions at London zoo.

If I remember correctly, something similar to that was successful with a criminal refugee in South Africa.