Nowadays we still have the BNP (British National Party), a bunch of skin-heads and morons who spend their time blaming foreigners for all our woes rather than getting off their lazy bottoms and accepting a bit of responsibility and trying to do some work
The names change, the BS stays the same 
Now I've searched the flat and I have no alcohol and only two potatoes to rule over (plus a couple of onions who I'm going to employ as the royal bodyguard) so does anyone perchance happen to be flying in my area and could see their way to parachuting some supplies to me?







