by beaky » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:51 am
Definitely a bad deal for the Miss. coast... Been glimpsing at the news this morning, and even in New Orleans, winds are bad enougn to have torn apart brick-walled buildings and peel off part of the Superdome's roof.
Meanwhile, the" Darwin Award" stories are starting to come in:
Some dumbass who decided to ride out the storm in a house somewhere in the N.O. area finally calls 911 so "somebody can come get me"- in 120+mph winds?!
Seems he had a brilliant plan: to keep a hammer and crowbar handy so that, if necessary, he could bust thru the roof and clamber up there... in perfect safety, of course!! Too much TV, methinks, and not enough gray matter... at any rate, the water was already rising rapidly, and he was hoping he'd get some help (with Force-5 winds and levee-busting storm surge!!) before he had to resort to damaging the roof. ...!!
If I were the dispatcher, I'd have told this guy: "Sir, one important reason the city ordered- not asked- the citizens to evacuate prior to the storm was so that nobody (in their right mind) could later claim the city didn't do enough for them. The mayor's office admits that other than opening the Superdome as a shelter, there's not much his office can do to protect you, in the face of one of the most powerful hurricanes ever to strike this city. Ain't nobody going out to fetch you, not until the storm passes. After it does, if you, the roof, and the house are still there, eventually you'll be rescued... until then, you unmitigated jackass, you're on your own!"
