Some military of some other country has given a "PENGUIN" the title of "Honorary Colonel".
And in a special ceremony, the proud and mighty penguin walked his way down a row of honor gaurds so that he can perform his first inspection.You can see him walk scrutinizing the uniform of one of the gaurds. I guess he found a discrepency.
*Honorary Colonel*
WHAT IN GOD'S UNIVERSE IS THAT? IS THAT LINT? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!
*Gaurd*
-cry-
