Sexist psycho seagulls

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Re: Sexist psycho seagulls

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:41 pm

LOL, some freind of my dad said that he did that while stationed in Britain with the USAF. Nobody knew why the gulls were exploding, so they called the police. The cops couldnt figure it out either. ;D
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Re: Sexist psycho seagulls

Postby H » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:36 am

Oh, you cruel, cruel people>:( -- I should not even mention that one of the simplest forms of your weaponry comes in a pill form, brand name Alka Seltzer. There is a reason that these should not be swallowed whole (the pills -- I'm sure swallowing a gull wouldn't tickle, either, feathers or not):o:-X.
Other than mice by trap, I've intentionally killed only one animal. I shot a porcupine in the head with my .22 when it was chewing up the apples in one of our trees.
Oops - have to take that back. I killed a young mouse with disinfectant after it bit me -- it was hiding in my computer I was assembling!!! Serves the little idiot right for not running off when I went for the disinfectant and band aids.
Other than that, I was bitten by a female hound while riding my bicycle; most canines are quite friendly with me -- even wolves -- of either gender, even when the owner has told me, "it's not friendly to strangers." Guess we're basicly just "stranger" to people; evidenltly why we post on this site ::).
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