Posted by: rottydaddy Posted on: Apr 26th, 2005, 10:14pm
Don't get me wrong, Fly- I liked your list. But what would the good things in life be without:
1. Getting dumped.
2.Scowling so hard your face hurts.
3. A cold shower.
4. Being stuck on line at the supermarket behind someone who has $200 worth of coupons and wants to pay with a personal check.
5. Making eye contact with some freak who wants to bum money off you..
6. Getting bills.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road- and getting two flat tires.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio so often that you're sick of it.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside when you had a rental booked to go flying.
10. Hot zippers fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry) with a big hair in it (not your own).
12. Having to scrub the tub before a bubble bath.
13. Grumbling.
14. An exruciatingly inane conversation.
15. The overcrowded beach
16. Finding half of a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter (when you're flat broke).
17. Taking a good look at yourself.
19.Lunch-hour phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through timed pop-up sprinklers.
21. Laughing because the alternative will get you arrested or committed.
22. Having someone tell you that you're handsome when they're the most unappealing specimen you've ever met.
23.Being among others laughing at an inside joke that you don't get.
24. Family.
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something vicious about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you are already two hours late for work..
27. Your first hung-over, cigarette-breath kiss.
28. Making new enemies or spending time with old ones.
29. Finding a dead puppy.
30. Being unable to make anything presentable out of your hair.
31. Sweet dreams that are interrupted at the critical moment.
32. Hot chocolate with no marshmallows.
33. Road trips with friends who forgot their meds.
34. Falling off swings and getting a fat lip.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger who's married.
36. Burning chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you really bad homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about who has clammy hands.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing
you forgot their name.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face
as they open an expensive, thoughtful present from you, and absolutely hate it.
41. Watching the sunrise on your way to work on Monday morning.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and
being certain of another awful day.
43. Knowing that somebody is happily rid of you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you despise.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing,
and nobody appreciates it.
Now how do you feel?
Now how do you feel?
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