Rhubarb, rhubarb

[Jimbo]

Typical behavour of a Uk citizen!

[TacitBlue]

LMAO, I have a vague memory of that fruit skit. All I remember is that they pronounced banana with an R, and that it was hilariouse.

[beaky]

That's the only good use for rhubarb I've ever heard of. Yecchh!

[commoner]

I'm trying to think of a fruit that couldn't be considered an offensive weapon.

 lol......wonder which fruit has killed or hurt most folk...things like banana (slipping on the skins) and coconuts (falling from trees)  have a rather nasty reputation.....commoner  ;D

PS can you count coconut as a fruit :-/ )

[Omag 2.0]

What's up with the Brits nowadays? Fruit-related crime? First Ozzy's banana (  ::)  ;D) and now Hagar's rhubarb... sounds nastier than it is, trust me...  ;D

What's next? The UK army really armed with marmelade?  ;D

[Omag 2.0]

PS can you count coconut as a fruit :-/ )

You'd be nuts!  :P

[commoner]

[quote]What's up with the Brits nowadays? Fruit-related crime? First Ozzy's banana (

[eno]

What's up with the Brits nowadays? Fruit-related crime? First Ozzy's banana (  ::)  ;D) and now Hagar's rhubarb... sounds nastier than it is, trust me...  ;D

What's next? The UK army really armed with marmelade?  ;D

Just to put a spanner in the works ....... neither bananas or rhubarb are fruit. Bananas are technically herbs and rhubarb is technically a vegetable.  :P
So maybe the thread should be about using spuds as offencive weapons.

[commoner]

[quote]

Just to put a spanner in the works ....... neither bananas or rhubarb are fruit. Bananas are technically herbs and rhubarb is technically a vegetable.

[Hagar]

[quote]Just to put a spanner in the works ....... neither bananas or rhubarb are fruit. Bananas are technically herbs and rhubarb is technically a vegetable.

[eno]

......mmm.....what about tomatos...they fruit or veg?....commoner

Tomatos are vegetables..... by strict definition. Therefore they fit well into the offencive vegetable category.

[Omag 2.0]

Tomatos are vegetables..... by strict definition. Therefore they fit well into the offencive vegetable category.

Sorry, tomatoes are berries - they are considered fruit!

[eno]

Maybe I should have said that tomatos are vegetables by loose definition ....... they can be classified either way.

Here's another one to confuse the issue ...... The coconut is defined as a fruit as the actual nut (which is the seed)  is contained in a soft outer layer of husk.

Hey call me nuts omag  ;D

[commoner]

[quote]Maybe I should have said that tomatos are vegetables by loose definition ..