German Midget Porn

[Scottler]

It's real!

BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.

     

"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.

The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.

Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.

"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."

[Paz]

 Cool.

[ozzy72]

Weird!!!

[Jared]

hmmm..

poor fella, get relocated any day on the job...

SO I guess the cops are looking for a hardened gnome, who would be likely to stand out in an identity parade? Right?

[Politically Incorrect]

People pay to see naked gnomes???

[Hagar]

Now you know what those naughty garden gnomes get up to when you're not looking - OR maybe when you are looking. LOL

[Jared]

I tell you what, the things those gnomes do, they should do in private..

what a disrespect to their fellow gnomes... :-/

[JBaymore]

Since they are gone.... I guess there'll be  ... ahem....... gnome-more peep show.   .

best,

................john

[Politically Incorrect]

Since they are gone.... I guess there'll be  ... ahem....... gnome-more peep show.   .

best,

................john

LMAO!!!!  ;D

[ATI_7500]

Hopefully,this was just the first step of a garden-gnome-genocide. Can't stand those small, smiling idiots...