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Morons abound...

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:34 pm

Yeah, but were the chickens willing to make the scarifice?  :D ::)



Jilted man throws himself to tigers
Date: April 20 2004

A jilted husband tried to kill himself by throwing himself into the tiger enclosure at a zoo in central China.

The depressed man hoped to be eaten alive after climbing into the tiger enclosure in Wuhan Dongxihu Shengshan Happy World, the South China Morning Post reported yesterday.

Zookeepers distracted the tigers by throwing them chickens and then hauled the man to safety, the newspaper said.

The man became suicidal after his wife dumped him.
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Re: Morons abound...

Postby jrpilot » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:14 pm

Intresting....... ;)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:59 pm

The chickens!  The chickens!  Oh, will somebody please think of the chickens!

Tasty stuff. ;D

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Postby BFMF » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:54 pm

The real reason why the chickens crossed the road - to get away from the tigers ;D ;D

The man became suicidal after his wife dumped him.


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Postby Saitek » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:49 am

Oh dear, what a pity. He must have been pretty depressed to throw himself to the tigers. :o :o ??? ::)
The mind is a delicate thing and I don't think it needs  much to tip it off course.
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Postby Hagar » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:02 am

[quote]Yeah, but were the chickens willing to make the scarifice?
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Re: Morons abound...

Postby ATI_7500 » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:23 am

Jumping from buildings or other tall structures preferred. But cutting yourself in the arm? *shakes*
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Postby Wing Nut » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:47 am

Ha!  I guess it was, huh?
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Re: Morons abound...

Postby Craig. » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:00 am

note to self, jumping into a tiger cage isnt the way to do it:) Noted. Idiot  ::)
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Postby jimclarke » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:58 pm

[quote]The chickens!
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Postby tsunami_KNUW » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:29 pm

[quote]The chickens!
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