LOOK, its a bird, maybe a plane, it's......it's.......it's Greyhound of the skies!
Unix Airlines: Everyone brings one piece of the plane. Then they go on the runway and piece it together, all the while arguing about what kind of plane they're building.
Linux Airlines: An airline that is full of great people, they go to all over the world, and they always depart and arrive right when they said they will. Your incredibly cheap ticket consists of an instruction manual and a pile of bolts for your seat, you just have to put it together and install it in the plane yourself.
DOS Airlines: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.
A no-frills airline
You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."
No movie. Don't need one.
lol
by Craig. » Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:10 pm 
