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A chastity what?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:25 am

All I can say is I wish I worked security in Athens Airport, they must have nearly died laughing yesterday...

A British woman sparked a security alert at Athens airport when metal detectors revealed she was wearing a stainless-steel chastity belt.
The BA flight to London was delayed as the woman, 40, told guards her husband had made her wear the belt to avoid amorous encounters on a business trip. She was allowed board.
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Craig. » Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:30 am

that poor poor woman.
But then again still really funny ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Hagar » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:18 am

It seems this incident happened before Christmas.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw107606394026G621
Strange how it's only just come to light & I've never seen it reported in the British media. ??? This is the sort of stuff they thrive on. ::)
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby ATI_7500 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:27 am

maybe you forgot looking into the christian newspapers. ;) ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby denishc » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:24 am

.........isn't this the 21st century, not the 13th?
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby jimclarke » Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:45 pm

Where can I get one of those and what sizes and colors do they come in?

Just kidding ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:51 pm

I think Anne-Summers do them as part of their new Chubb range Jim ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby pete » Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:08 pm

In reality I wonder whether these stories are true ...  ;) .. think of the reality of taking a leak with one of those things on! ...not very tidy to say the least!!  ;) I presume the other function is unhindered?

I also wonder whether this thing was very much a desirable accessory - so to speak... & had batteries built in?  :D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Hagar » Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:51 pm

Pete. I must admit the same thought had occurred to me. LOL ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:46 pm

In that case, is there a male version of it?  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 5:12 pm

I think Anne-Summers do them as part of their new Chubb range Jim ;D ;D ;D

I would have thought Anne-Summers wants those things banned. They can't be good for her business at any rate. ::) ;D
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby denishc » Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:43 pm

 A male version?  I'm afraid to ask, but....um....why?
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Rifleman » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:32 am

Batteries Pete ?......then a short circuit may occur during certain unsaid bodily functions also ?..........would that make it an "Ouch", or is it an "Ooooooooo baby" ?
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:34 am

uhh... ::) ::) ::)

nuff said...:-) ;)
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Re: A chastity what?

Postby elvis767 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:35 am

Qantas pulled out of Athens because of the costs involved. The re-sale of aussy airline suport stocks security was becomming a cost joke. they cant surply without criminal bribes.
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