Cats are nothing more than lazy bastards who always lay around on their furry little @5535 and watch us all do the do the work. They do almost NOTHING!!!!!
I prefer dogs because they are always fun and they like to run around. I run a few miles with my dog so that SHE can stay in shape. They always wanna say hi to you by jumping on top of you [I have a Rockweiler] and waging their tail. They also work for you by being protective. They don't like stangers.

Cats are the worst kind of animals that I will never have.
I refer to dogs as Republics. They are always conservative [as they burry their bones].

I refer to cats as Democrats. They are the laziest SOBs in the world.
This is nothing personal to the cat-owners or those want a cat.