I am soooooo glad that I am a guy.

And I'm 19 as of this month.
Being a guy is fun. Your dad can allow you to go out with the best chicks, you can play the most violent video games and not get discusted by them, you can you can go to certain military academies that don't allow girls, you can play sports without having your dad worry about your safety (like breaking your neck in TACKLE football), and the list goes on and ona and ona nd on.....................................on.........

I plan to stay single until I'm rich. Being married is expensive.
1. you have to buy food not only for yourself, but for your wife and little jimmy and so forth.
2. spend money to pay for your kid's education and clothes.
3. You have to buy them toys in order to get the little brats from whining any further.
4. If you have a woman who shops till she drops, watch out for your bank account and the credit bills.

5. and the list goes on.
So, thank god that I'm a guy and I'm single.
