I had a haircut for it three days ago, it went wrong. I look like a neo-nazi it's so short.
My only white shirt had to be bleached and even after washing it three times it still smells.
I overslept this morning and woke up half an hour before the interview, I had to cycle in with my suit stuffed into a back pack and get changed at work. The humidity in east anglia today (thunderstorm imminant) meant that when I arrived for the interview five minutes late in a pinstripe wool suit I was perspiring heavily and giving off the faint odour of bleach.
I then lost it completely in the interview and came across as a TOTAL dick head.
They will let me know that I failed to get the job on Friday.
The moral of the sorry tale. Don't EVER oversleep for an interview.
Will
