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Kangaroo farts are destroying the Earth!

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:58 am

Kangaroo Farts May Fuel Global Warming, too, Study Suggests

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Lets see..... :think:

Kangaroo population in Australia = 28.7 million.

Yeup. That's a lot of kangaroos. :shock:

Them kangaroos sure are going to destroy the planet.

Let's eat 'um :evil:



What else can fart like them there kangaroos?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSpuoy-p5s[/youtube]

World population = 7.3 Billion people. That's 7.3 billion, and counting.

Think that I'll watch Soylent Green. Again.
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Re: Kangaroo farts are destroying the Earth!

Postby expat » Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:12 am

OldAirmail wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSpuoy-p5s[/youtube]



When I was younger (15) and much more stupid than I am today, this little act of fun lead to a question from my girlfriend (today wife of 24 years) that went along the following lines........."why have no hair on your testicles".........?

This lead to a moments silence, an intake of breath and a short story.........She just rolled her eyes and said something along the lines, "I should have guessed".... :lol: Now at the age of 47, they are still without what nature tried to give me....... :lol:

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Re: Kangaroo farts are destroying the Earth!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:41 am

expat wrote:


When I was younger (15) and much more stupid than I am today, this little act of fun lead to a question from my girlfriend (today wife of 24 years) that went along the following lines........."why have no hair on your testicles".........?

This lead to a moments silence, an intake of breath and a short story.........She just rolled her eyes and said something along the lines, "I should have guessed".... :lol: Now at the age of 47, they are still without what nature tried to give me....... :lol:

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Blimey....

...at the age of 15, your Girlfriend closely examines your private parts.... :o ....!

...Flippin' heck!.....Lucky you!.... :dance: ....!

At the age of 15 I was still wondering what "Girls" were!.... :? ....!

Paul..... ;) ....!

...and I still haven't figured it out!.... :roll: ....!
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Re: Kangaroo farts are destroying the Earth!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:57 am

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Re: Kangaroo farts are destroying the Earth!

Postby expat » Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:03 am

Fozzer wrote:
expat wrote:


When I was younger (15) and much more stupid than I am today, this little act of fun lead to a question from my girlfriend (today wife of 24 years) that went along the following lines........."why have no hair on your testicles".........?

This lead to a moments silence, an intake of breath and a short story.........She just rolled her eyes and said something along the lines, "I should have guessed".... :lol: Now at the age of 47, they are still without what nature tried to give me....... :lol:

Matt


Blimey....

...at the age of 15, your Girlfriend closely examines your private parts.... :o ....!

...Flippin' heck!.....Lucky you!.... :dance: ....!

At the age of 15 I was still wondering what "Girls" were!.... :? ....!

Paul..... ;) ....!

...and I still haven't figured it out!.... :roll: ....!


No, no Paul, my wife as girlfriend came along about 7 years later................Getting a girlfriend to examine my parts at the age of 15 would have been a dream come true :lol:

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