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Postby Webb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:19 am

Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'

A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because his penis was too big, according to media reports.

Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother-of-three, asked for her marriage to husband Ali Maizinari to be dissolved due to his large manhood.

Their divorce was granted after just one week of marriage in a Islamic Sharia court in Nigeria's Zamfara State.


I wonder what evidence was presented.
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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby pete » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:24 am

Opens his front door the next morning to see this .......



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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby Fozzer » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:43 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

Wonderful, Pete!.... :lol: ....!

My sort of humour!

Paul..... :lol: ...!
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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby Apex » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:22 am

I couldn't resist reading the article there. I always knew that someday charts and graphs would come in handy.
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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby alrot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:10 am

:lol: that was funny Pete!

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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby Fozzer » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:50 am

Do you know what...

I've been thinking of the post subject, and Pete's photo reply, and I've been chuckling to myself all day long!.... :lol: ...!

Wonderful!..... :dance: ...!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby mrplanecrazzy » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:48 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why my girlfriend broke up with me

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:35 pm

Brilliant.You got a laugh out of me.

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