You slug.

[OldAirmail]

I couldn't care less for fish in a tank. On my plate - YES.

But who wants to watch DUMB fish going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Even when I get dragged kicking and screaming to a major aquarium, all I see fish sticks and McDonalds fish sandwiches.

Yeah, I ain't a gourmet.


So I saw a picture in a news story, and said WOW that is weird.






Well, I looked up sea slug, and boy was I amazed.



This beats the heck out of stupid fish!

But I'm not going to eat them - NO WAY.

[Fozzer]

I've got Garden Slugs.....

...and they eat all my Lettuces!... ...!

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Paul..... ...!

[OldAirmail]

Well, the ones above look prettier than lettuce.

But never worry. Slugs are mollusks so you do have a solution.

Oh. We do expect pictures.

[ViperPilot]

The Garden Slug... Official Animal of the State of Oregon.

When I was just a wee lad, my cousin and I used to pour Morton's Salt on slugs, and watch them melt!

Of course, there aren't many slugs here in CO, so I grew out of that habit.

[OldAirmail]

I'm not sure that Paul can have added salt with his Sunday slugs.

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I just checked. He hasn't made his usual Sunday meal post. He might be preparing his slug escargot at this very moment.

[Fozzer]

The Garden Slug... Official Animal of the State of Oregon.

When I was just a wee lad, my cousin and I used to pour Morton's Salt on slugs, and watch them melt!

Of course, there aren't many slugs here in CO, so I grew out of that habit.

I always knew there was something very strange about the State of Oregon.

An excess of Garden Slugs...

...and a serious deficit of Household Salt.

Paul.... ...!

[Webb]

Any sort of disgusting animal - snakes, spiders, insects, raccoons, skunks, possums, alligators, snails, slugs - exists twice as much in Florida as anywhere else.

Terrestial slugs of Florida



Then we have those creepy things that live in the ocean ...